Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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