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  • I hope you are pretty indiscriminate of the quality of man attached to that dick, cause the Wal-Mart vibe you're throwing off gives a clear indication of a future of domestic disputes and unpaid mobile home rent.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 4:16pm
  • The fact you left your tooth in the old dick could be at least part of the problem.

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 12, 11 at 3:14pm
  • Sleep when you're dead... The tooth thing is important though.

    Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 12, 11 at 1:49pm
  • That just screams class....

    Submitted by mm031996 on Aug 12, 11 at 1:51pm
  • Meth. It's what's for dinner.

    Submitted by hvltn on Aug 13, 11 at 1:41am
  • Wow what trailer park are you from?

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 12, 11 at 11:44pm
  • Go ahead and pull the rest of your teeth, gumjobs are all the rage and your toothless maw will help in finding a new dick to ride, as far as you know.

    Submitted by likeahoss on Aug 12, 11 at 2:25pm
  • Too late for the tooth. Go all gums!

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 12, 11 at 4:46pm
  • then when you're done, go get yourself in to REHAB.:)

    Submitted by deee on Aug 12, 11 at 1:51pm
  • You don't have a tooth but you still have a phone...

    Submitted by amberkemper on Dec 20, 12 at 10:19pm