Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I hope you are pretty indiscriminate of the quality of man attached to that dick, cause the Wal-Mart vibe you're throwing off gives a clear indication of a future of domestic disputes and unpaid mobile home rent.
The fact you left your tooth in the old dick could be at least part of the problem.
Sleep when you're dead... The tooth thing is important though.
That just screams class....
Meth. It's what's for dinner.
Wow what trailer park are you from?
Go ahead and pull the rest of your teeth, gumjobs are all the rage and your toothless maw will help in finding a new dick to ride, as far as you know.
then when you're done, go get yourself in to REHAB.:)
Too late for the tooth. Go all gums!
You don't have a tooth but you still have a phone...