I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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