Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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