It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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