i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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