somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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