ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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