What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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