what if I'm pregnant?
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I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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