People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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