apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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