4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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