How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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