walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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