she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
