oh god the rape fog is back!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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