You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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