Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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