I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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