either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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