i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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