ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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