I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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