Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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