On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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