He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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