if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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