I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my poor anus
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
