Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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