Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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