What a fucking waste of an outfit
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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