Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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