rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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