I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Moan for me like Helen Keller
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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