Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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