yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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