it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
