im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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