I'm going to jail i love you
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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