Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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