Rock
Scissors
Fuck
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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