No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
