Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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