Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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