Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i barfeds in our rink
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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