Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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