I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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