Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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