hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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