Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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