A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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