Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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