hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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