Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
