did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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