I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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