Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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