is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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