Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
