Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
