I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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